dustclouds:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

family: treats you like shit
family: constantly tells you how lazy and ungrateful you are
family: says that you'll never have a successful future
family: jokes around about things they know you're insecure about
family: scoffs and makes fun of you for the things you enjoy
family: are completely fucking surprised and offended that you don't like being around them and are eager to move out or get as far away as possible
princessberryboo:

IF THERE’S A PRIZE FOR ROTTEN JUDGEMENT
I THINK I’VE ALREADY WON THAT
NO MAN IS WORTH THE AGGRAVATION
THAT’S ANCIENT HISTORY, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT

shubbabang:

“You need a job”

“You need an education”

“You need to get married”

“You need to have children”

“You need to be rich”

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kordova:

suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like

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mrcraabs:

swag can not be created or destroyed, only transferred from one form to another

travelingmadness:

bluezey:

toppyhat:

classic-teacake:

WOAH WOAH HOLD UP

DOES THAT SAY ONCELER OR AM I GOING INSANE?!

Yep, it does.

Onceler??  You’re LITERALLY making fucking money???

oh my god